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Aldi

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2026-11-11 08:00 utc · theguardian.com

Aldi trims hundreds of jobs, calls it staying lean

Head office and logistics roles get cut as part of a global cost push, joining Morrisons, Sainsbury's, Tesco and Asda in the same season of 'efficiency.' The discounter that built its brand on no-frills now applies the philosophy to staffing.

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