2026-09-16 15:01 utc · ibtimes.co.uk
Adidas makes difficult decision to let difficult decision make itself
The sportswear giant cuts staff at its Gurgaon tech hub, calling it difficult in the same tone you'd use to cancel a gym membership. The AI models, meanwhile, require no severance and never ask about the free sneakers.
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